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By gzt (Fri Aug 04, 2006 at 06:16:53 PM EST) (all tags)
YESTERDAY mr. gzt saw an advertisement on marketplace saying, "free drafting table on wheels at the uni art studio," so i called the number and was like, "so, these wheels, that means i can wheel that sucker home, right?" and the girl was like, "yes." and i was like, "i'll pick it up tomorrow," and she was like, "shweet."


I ARRIVED on time for the rendez-vous and the drafting table was all that i had imagined: able to tilt up, covered with splotches of paint, and on wheels. so i took it and started pushing it home.

BUT THEN I THOUGHT: perhaps i could... ride this desk like a scooter? so off i went for 2 blocks, merrily coasting along on my drafting table. but, alas, tragedy struck: one of the wheels friggin flew off. oh snap! i shouldn't've trusted the casters to hold out, in retrospect, but it was a fun ride while it lasted. i put it back on and pushed it a while, but the wheel kept falling off. so i started to push it while lifting up slightly on that one corner of the desk, but, you know, it's a drafting table, so that corner lifts up without lifting up the legs any. so i locked the surface up, grabbed the frame, and with the other hand grabbed the surface, and pushed the desk diagonally the rest of the way home. once there, i pulled off the other casters [who the hell needs a desk with wheels?] and stuck it against the wall.

PRESENTLY, it serves as a computer desk, but once i get a real computer desk, it will be permanently tilted up for use as a work table. FINALLY, a table that tilts up so i can actually do work on it! i've been waiting for years.

AS FOR COMPUTER desks, i'm looking for a small corner one, perhaps like this, since i have a small corner where one would fit perfectly. see, i have this small indentation in the corner of my office, it goes in two inches but is like exactly one meter long, which is slightly smaller than my drafting table, otherwise it would go there. and there's about a meter between the end of my drafting table and the wall. that corner desk, however, could go right next to my drafting table right there, fit exactly, and make everybody happy. everybody would win!

OH, YEAH: and apparently i just got a temp position at some .com or other [well, not at, more like near, since i'm apparently an independent contractor] doing utterly boring work. but, hey: money! doot doot. this means i can afford to have sugar in my tea. i even put on a suit when i went downtown. this was immediately after i got my drafting table.

SO, GENTLE READER, what are the haps with you?

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well.... by greyshade (2.00 / 0) #1 Fri Aug 04, 2006 at 07:00:03 PM EST
I'm stuck at work, I'm going out for beers I probably can't afford after I clear this place, and my car needs to be washed.

"The other part of the fun is nibbling on them when they get off work." -vorheesleatherface


I've got a splinter from opening a can of beans by lm (2.00 / 0) #2 Fri Aug 04, 2006 at 07:17:04 PM EST
It hurts.

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The mind boggles. by ObviousTroll (2.00 / 0) #3 Fri Aug 04, 2006 at 07:28:27 PM EST
Scootering on your drafting table. You brightened my week!

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I need a drafting table by spacejack (2.00 / 0) #4 Fri Aug 04, 2006 at 07:55:01 PM EST
But I want to find a way to get rid of some of my computer crap first. Except that I think I need all this computer crap. It's a vicious cycle.



I once helped a guy move by clover kicker (2.00 / 0) #5 Fri Aug 04, 2006 at 07:55:47 PM EST
Among other things, he had a 50's drafting table he'd scabbed for free.

I had no idea you could build drafting tables so ruggedly, we probably both have rode that thing to his new house.



well, apparently you can't build them so ruggedly by gzt (2.00 / 0) #9 Fri Aug 04, 2006 at 09:00:41 PM EST
the casters broke. but, i suppose if you just use more durable casters, it'll all work out. i might, in fact, look into that.

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omg1 by gzt (2.00 / 0) #6 Fri Aug 04, 2006 at 08:15:14 PM EST
looks like somebody just put up a listing for a mathematician and looks like somebody else has exactly the qualifications they're looking for. could it be that my gambling days are over?



computer desk bleurgh! by martingale (2.00 / 0) #7 Fri Aug 04, 2006 at 08:44:49 PM EST
Who likes computer desks? Who needs computer desks? What's with the computer desk fad anyway?

I like my computer on a real desk, takin' up space an all. Yo.
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didn't you read the rest of the diary? by gzt (2.00 / 0) #8 Fri Aug 04, 2006 at 08:58:54 PM EST
i'm going to be doing my work on a drafting table. ie, tilted up. i just want something very small that'll fit in the corner that i can put my computer on. either that or a real desk [God only knows where i'd put it] that will be occupied by a computer and things that can't stand the tilt.

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sure :) by martingale (2.00 / 0) #12 Sat Aug 05, 2006 at 12:20:55 AM EST
I was just fanning the flames ;) What you really need is one of those retro PACMAN tables with the screen inside the table. Come to think of it, if you have a large desk and cut out a square in the center of it, then put a big glass window on top of it, you could put the monitor tilted at an angle underneath the hole in the desk. I've seen it done.
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one of my former roommates [one fo the good ones] by gzt (2.00 / 0) #14 Sat Aug 05, 2006 at 09:33:24 AM EST
actually made one of those, filled it with retro games, added the buttons, etc. it was pretty flippin sweet.

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congrats by nathan (2.00 / 0) #10 Fri Aug 04, 2006 at 09:55:41 PM EST
Enjoy employment!



I neither confirm nor deny by LinDze (2.00 / 0) #11 Fri Aug 04, 2006 at 11:39:54 PM EST
 that im sitting at that very desk. However, if i was, I would recomend it for the price. Fits a big ol CRT, split keyboard, mouse area, and a  small laptop to one side. I would say that its soft pine, and make sure the little wedge shapped supports are flat before screwing them in. Also, save your thumbs and aquire some real hex wrenches before assembly.

-Lin Dze
Arbeit Macht Frei


One professor I knew once, by ana (2.00 / 0) #13 Sat Aug 05, 2006 at 09:14:43 AM EST
when the university was building a new physics building, convinced the Powers That Be that every physics professor needed room in his (or, in rare cases, her) office for a drafting table. So said bureaucrat looked up in his book how much space a professor is worth, added some for drafting tables, and voila! offices big enough to actually store 20 years' worth of journals draft in.

Can you introspect out loud? --CRwM


careful now. by nathan (2.00 / 1) #15 Sat Aug 05, 2006 at 05:10:12 PM EST
You don't want to get Summered over an open flame, do you? Be a good fellow.

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