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Should I have gotten her digits?

Yes - doesn't matter how old she is - she has big boobs!!!	5 votes - 55 %
No - old boobs	4 votes - 44 %
other (please post)	0 votes - 0 %

9 Total Votes

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Men at Work!?!? (nt) by ucblockhead (4.00 / 2) #1 Sat Apr 29, 2006 at 12:41:05 AM EST

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Yeah. by calla (4.00 / 1) #3 Sat Apr 29, 2006 at 01:08:23 AM EST

I was a baby.

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: Actually by ucblockhead (4.00 / 3) #6 Sat Apr 29, 2006 at 11:11:09 AM EST

It was more shock that anyone would throw a bra at them.
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Glad to hear by Mrs FlightTest (4.00 / 2) #2 Sat Apr 29, 2006 at 12:47:20 AM EST

you got your mammo. As for the flashing, I've had several mammo's & have never been flashed.

The place I used to go (where I had my first) you stayed in your own dressing room until called. I went there because I had worked there & knew the tech. She was great, the best office manager I have ever worked for. We have actually stayed in contact.

My next experience was with Kaiser, possibly the world's largest HMO. When I had my mammo there last year, I was the only one so the waiting room was quite lonely. The ones I had this year, the "Woman's Lounge" was filled up with old ladies, who seemed to come together in pairs!! I was the baby of the group & basically just kept to myself. Especially when I went back for the mag views & biopsy.

The day I went in for my surgery, I was taken into the lounge after the outburst in the waiting room & was alone once again.

I have a flashing story by proxy tho', my dad has various women he goes horseback riding with (or did) and this one gal had had a boob job. She was very happy with the outcome and offered to show my dad. Being the ~~skirt chaser~~ gentleman that he is, he of course obliged her. Once her shirt was open, she encouraged him to feel them for himself!! Let's just say he didn't need to be asked twice!

Whee....Flyin' is Fun!!!

: Thanks for sharing. by calla (4.00 / 1) #11 Sat Apr 29, 2006 at 02:56:05 PM EST

As for the flashing - I thought it might have been unusual.
I don't know what to say about your dad. Sure he's a good looking guy and maybe the women just throw themselves at him. But if he was my dad, I don't know that I'd want to hear about it.
The little I know of my mom's past is too much.

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36G!!!!! by vorheesleatherface (4.00 / 1) #4 Sat Apr 29, 2006 at 01:11:52 AM EST

I want her digits. Keee-reist!

"Stabbing someone in the head with a pitchfork is rarely beneficial to the relationship." - MereKat

Honestly by calla (4.00 / 3) #5 Sat Apr 29, 2006 at 01:15:56 AM EST

I thought of you right after the shock of her fuckin' huge boobs wore off.

To tell you the truth - she was hot for a 50ish gal. And the boobs were awesome.

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Cripes! by Improbus (4.00 / 3) #7 Sat Apr 29, 2006 at 11:52:45 AM EST

I think anything more than a hand full is overkill. It's a good thing I have D cup hands.

If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago. --- Oma Desala
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Wow by vorheesleatherface (4.00 / 2) #13 Sat Apr 29, 2006 at 06:01:19 PM EST

A woman like that would have me in a state of perpetual erection. Yesssir! Pharmaceutical free priapism. She'd ether have to enjoy getting fucked 24x7 or kill me. I swear to god. Hot mature women with monster hooters make me foam at the mouth and bark at the moon. But everyone already knows that so I digress.
You're so sweet for thinking of me. Damnit. Now I'm horny.

"Stabbing someone in the head with a pitchfork is rarely beneficial to the relationship." - MereKat
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: How could I NOT think of you? by calla (4.00 / 2) #18 Sat Apr 29, 2006 at 07:52:00 PM EST

I was flashed twice by a woman with 36Gs. I don't think a woman of any size has ever flashed me before. It must be because I know you.

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G cup? by komet (4.00 / 3) #8 Sat Apr 29, 2006 at 11:55:51 AM EST

You could at least given her vorheesleatherface's email address.

Me, I think B is the best cup size to play with. G's must feel like playing with silly putty or pizza dough or something.

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This comment is my by calla (4.00 / 2) #10 Sat Apr 29, 2006 at 02:50:00 PM EST

attention whoring best:

my B's.

But you already knew about this, didn't you?

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A+ just like last time I got the wind knocked out by vorheesleatherface (4.00 / 2) #16 Sat Apr 29, 2006 at 06:10:08 PM EST

of me when I looked at those pictures.

"Stabbing someone in the head with a pitchfork is rarely beneficial to the relationship." - MereKat
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: Thanks, again. by calla (4.00 / 2) #17 Sat Apr 29, 2006 at 07:49:30 PM EST

Some guys are easy to please. God bless them.

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There are two things wrong with your breasts: by komet (4.00 / 3) #19 Sat Apr 29, 2006 at 10:37:51 PM EST

One, they are not in the same room as myself - indeed, not even on the same continent; two, I do not possess privileged fondling access rights. PLS FIX KTHX

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: Even I don't have the rights by calla (4.00 / 1) #20 Sun Apr 30, 2006 at 12:50:59 AM EST

to my breasts. There's a contract somewhere that says they're ammo's.
Hell if I know how it happened.

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Wait - you've got those by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #23 Sun Apr 30, 2006 at 06:03:35 AM EST

and an internet connection, and you're wondering how you can make money?

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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Only because by calla (4.00 / 2) #27 Mon May 01, 2006 at 01:14:49 PM EST

your comments are the best thing on this site (except for ammo), will I share with you a secret.

I've made money with them before.

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: Ah, the oldest game in the world by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #28 Tue May 02, 2006 at 07:08:14 AM EST

A Guess The Weight raffle.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.
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I've adulated some very exceptional female breasts by vorheesleatherface (4.00 / 2) #15 Sat Apr 29, 2006 at 06:08:44 PM EST

Some very large...on some damn cute girls. Some guns firm beyond belief. Some less so. When you have them all for yourself, it doesn't matter. They are good looking big boobs and they feel great no matter what. Every boob is different and every boob deserves attention and love.

"Stabbing someone in the head with a pitchfork is rarely beneficial to the relationship." - MereKat
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Until this day by coillte (4.00 / 2) #9 Sat Apr 29, 2006 at 12:20:21 PM EST

I did not know such a thing as G existed in all of Christendom.

Praise be. Praise g.

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Arms my only ornament...

I'd never heard of G either. by calla (4.00 / 3) #12 Sat Apr 29, 2006 at 03:07:03 PM EST

Natural Gs.

Why not me?

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: Mmmm Boooooobs. [nt] by vorheesleatherface (4.00 / 1) #14 Sat Apr 29, 2006 at 06:03:51 PM EST

"Stabbing someone in the head with a pitchfork is rarely beneficial to the relationship." - MereKat
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: Nonsense. by coillte (4.00 / 2) #21 Sun Apr 30, 2006 at 03:11:07 AM EST

Frankly, one can have too much of a good thing.
One must retain a sense of....aesthetic balance about these things, my dear.
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Arms my only ornament...
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my cousin is an I by StackyMcRacky (4.00 / 3) #29 Tue May 02, 2006 at 01:31:44 PM EST

natural I.

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: I'm feeling feint. [nt] by vorheesleatherface (4.00 / 1) #30 Sun May 07, 2006 at 02:30:37 AM EST

"Stabbing someone in the head with a pitchfork is rarely beneficial to the relationship." - MereKat
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You should totally have gotten her digits by Rogerborg (2.50 / 2) #22 Sun Apr 30, 2006 at 03:59:27 AM EST

Or anything else she wanted to insert in you.

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Metus amatores matrum compescit, non clementia.

Seriously, by calla (4.00 / 1) #24 Sun Apr 30, 2006 at 02:50:07 PM EST

she did seem to want something of me. I don't know what, 'cuz I've never been flashed before. Is there an obligation I shirked as a flashee?

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: Why are you asking me as though I know by Rogerborg (4.00 / 1) #25 Sun Apr 30, 2006 at 03:00:25 PM EST

What have you been told? Lies, all of it. Those charges were dropped. Dropped.

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: mardi gras beads? by garlic (4.00 / 3) #26 Mon May 01, 2006 at 10:24:43 AM EST

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